Ralph J FrankenStone

Ralph J FrankenStone

Another Halloween has come and gone but Ralph J FrankenStone lives on... in the shed... in the dark... scared and lonely...

RoofNuts

Ralph's not a carpenter but he plays one on TV. Seriously, here is some nonsense about some very hard work.

Try-Perfecta Food Review

Ralph likes to eat...food. Ralph has opinions...about food. Here are three reviews...about food that Ralph likes!

Ralph's Den of Musicality!

Ralph wants to be a rock star, or at least a musician. Writing bad music is better than writing no music at all. Come on, America, get off your ass and create!

Robots are among us!

An Un-Realized dream come strangely true... Ralph loves him some robots no matter their appearance.

TV Empire

Here's a story 'bout a man named Ralph... Had a TV in every room in the house...

AquaPike

Most f ish are bored, but not Ralph's fish. They are going places...and then back to that other place...hmmm...fish...

Vertibird Reconnect

This may not be a great story...but it's a story that is done...and I'm just going to shove it down here and hope it gets overlooked...Thanx, Ralph!